Musings of a Crummy Mummy

Has this top shrunk?
Or am I getting fatter?
(We both know the answer,
but what does it matter?)

My children have toys
and food and clothes,
So who cares if my jeans
are all covered in holes?

And yes my hair’s messy,
What’s a brush? I forget…
At least the stray birds
will have somewhere to nest.

My nails are all split,
They’ve been naked for months;
My polish has gone hard
and my file’s at the dump.

I’m never alone,
But who needs five minutes peace
when you have
constant,
incessant
NOISE
that won’t cease?

Do lunch?
Yes I’d love to,
I’ll pencil you in,
How’s January 10th 3010?

But although I complain
– And at times I despair –
They are worth every wrinkle
and every grey hair.

4 responses to “Musings of a Crummy Mummy”

  1. Wonderful post…I really like your blog.^^
    Maybe follow each other on bloglovin?
    Let me know follow you then back.
    Lovely greets Nessa

  2. This made me smile and also feel a little nostalgic – my daughter’s away at university most of the time now and the house is far too quiet without her… make the most of the noise (it sounds as though you are) – it doesn’t last forever and then you miss it! x

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      Serena Malcolm

      I can imagine that that is very true! I certainly wouldn’t trade it for the world! x 🙂

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